If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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