Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Terrible idea I love it
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
