Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You've changed since you got that strap on
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