he thought i was a dude.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
