She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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