I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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