susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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