come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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