He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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