standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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