is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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