Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Randomize
