You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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