it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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