GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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