His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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