He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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