i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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