dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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