in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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