Where did you get a picture of my penis
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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