Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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