In the future we'll all be gay
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
What a dumb baby whore.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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