I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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