FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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