Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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