We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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