Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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