Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
i've created a new STD.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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