I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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