I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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