i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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