Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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