I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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