You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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