So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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