Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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