Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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