we're chasing vodka with high fives
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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