That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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