I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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