Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
