he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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