Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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