so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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