i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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