just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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