You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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