I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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