carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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