Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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