What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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