yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
