I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
