You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I am spending my child support on dildos
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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