She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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